January 10, 2004 :: 3:43:00 PM
Happy New Year, kids!
Okay, so I’m about ten days too late for that, but it’s still the new year. Deal with it.
Wanted to spread the gospel of William David Mueller and his petition [site now defunct] to make it illegal for Fatty to ever cover another song. His first travesty was “Faith” by George Michael. We can trace Limp Bizkit’s popularity back to this song. A cover. And an awful one, at that.
He’s done several since, including the most recent “Behind Blue Eyes” by The Who. This disturbs me, because when I go to Google for lyrics to the song, I get the following:
Behind Blue Eyes lyrics: Artist LIMP BIZKIT
… sorry and don’t worry I’m not telling lies [chorus] No one knows what its like To be the bad man, to be the sad man Behind blue eyes. … Lyrics contained within …
Behind Blue Eyes Lyrics – The Who
The Who – Behind Blue Eyes Lyrics. … : Lyrics >> :: The Who – Behind Blue Eyes Lyrics. Artist: The Who Lyrics. … : Lyrics >> :: The Who – Behind Blue Eyes Lyrics. …
Limp Bizkit is listed first. Why? BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID.
April 02, 2004 :: 2:13:00 AM
So kids… I think more people fell for it this year, than last year, judging by the amount of emails. Wow.
Here’s one of our favorites:
From: “Max Avedisian” [email@example.com]
Subject: april fool’s bitch!
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2004 18:00:32 -0500
With, or without april fool’s jokes, your site is a waste of webspace. It doesn’t even have any recent anti-fred durst news.
What has Fred done lately that’s worth mentioning? Nothing. That whole Halle Berry fiasco? We’re over it. We covered the “Behind Blue Eyes” tragedy. Is Fred even making news anymore or has he been moved to the B-List? Or perhaps C-List? We can only hope…
And it’s not like there’s a shortage of space on the web. If there was a cyberquota hanging over our heads, we’d just have the pic of him naked, and nothing else. The fact that Fred has such a tiny penis just says it all, right?
Congrats Max! You can go tell your friends that you’ve been made famous on a waste of webspace!
posted by jennifer
May 04, 2004 :: 10:33:00 AM
FRED DURST To Launch Clothing Line?
The New York Post is reporting that LIMP BIZKIT frontman Fred Durst is planning on launching a line of clothing on the cable shopping network QVC, joining the ranks of Kathy Hilton and Suzanne Sommers. No further information is available at this time. ”
posted by ricardo
May 08, 2004 :: 8:02:00 PM
Attention Children: If you are going to attempt to philosophize with me about good vs. evil, hate vs. love, and all that nice stuff, please be well-read, well-spoken, and able to NOT be a hypocrite.
Do NOT tell me that I incite violence in people, and act as if Fred Durst is a saint, because I will show you the lyrics to “Break Stuff” with lyrics like:
“But you wanna justify rippin’ someone’s head off”
“I think you better quit lettin’ shit slip or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip
“First one to complain leaves with a blood stain / Damn right I’m a maniac, you better watch your back / Cuz I’m fuckin’ up your program / And if you’re stuck up you just lucked up, next in line to get fucked up”
“I pack a chainsaw, I’ll skin your ass raw / And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight
“And if my day keeps going this way I just might break your fuckin’ face tonite / Give me something to break / Just give me something to break / How ’bout your fuckin’ face? ”
Oh yeah, that doesn’t incite violence at all.
I specifically state on this website that I detest violence and completely discourage people from taking out TRUE animosity on Fred Durst. If you want to whine about him, do it here, that’s why we have a forum – so you can bitch and moan until your little heart is content and then drop your drama at the door on the way out.
So for all you “haters” out there, back the fuck off, and quit acting like you know anything about me, my personal life, or any of my motives for the existence of this website for the last 5+ years.
Love and Kisses,
May 12, 2004 :: 8:52:00 PM
CNN.com – Durst denies Limp Bizkit split rumors – May 5, 2004: “NEW YORK (Billboard) — Despite Internet rumors of its impending split, Limp Bizkit is planning its first tour of 2004, according to a Web post from frontman Fred Durst.
‘We are playing some TV show on May 11 then going on a U.S. tour at the end of June, then writing a new album, then going to Europe,’ he wrote on Bizkit’s official Web site (http://www.limpbizkit.com).
Durst also quashed rumors that Limp Bizkit had been dropped by its label, Interscope Records, noting, ‘Limp has done very very well for ourselves and our label and we would never leave and they would never dream of getting rid of us. It’s weird to hear silly s— like that from some poser with a keyboard.’
Limp Bizkit last toured North America in the fall with Korn. The group will be out in support of its latest album, ‘Results May Vary,’ which has sold 1.27 million copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan, a fraction of its 2000 predecessor, ‘Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.’
Durst promised ‘big news coming soon from the Limp camp. I have a secret that is close to slipping out that you will love.’ He has also launched a Web blog for his musings that aren’t ‘directly connected’ to Limp Bizkit: ‘I made that site as a place to reflect and express myself whenever I felt like it.'”
December 22, 2004 :: 1:10:00 PM
A lot of you have asked why we don’t have advertisements on this website. Surely with the large amount of hits we receive, there should be some profit to be made, right? Well… the following is exactly why we don’t:
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posted by jennifer
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